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Joke of the Day

"When you have the choice between cleaning the bath or doing some sport... which series do you watch ? :D"

"""No points, illegal kick to the face."" ""But I'm the hero of this movie."" ""Fair enough, here's your trophy."" -The Karate Kid"

"Nothing cures a hangover like a positive pregnancy test."

"Kids: *doing something they shouldn't* Me: Stop or I'll be mad Kids: *keep doing it* Me: Stop or Mom will be mad Kids:*stop immediately*"

"I bought zombie insurance recently it was a no brainer"

"three elephants fall of a cliff two hit the sand and one hits the ocean.badabum tsch"

"Why was the broom late to the meeting? It over swept"

"All of the heroes of Overwatch have natural hair colors... Because heroes never dye."

"After legalizing gay marriages the US became 50 states of gay"

"How's a fart and a teenager alike? Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out."