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Joke of the Day

"You made an imprint on my heart like a big butt on a memory foam mattress."

"What does a Necrophiliac have when he is turned on? Mourning Wood"

"WHAT'S UP WITH ALL THE SILENT TREATMENT?! ~me, drunk, at a wax museum"

"My Thai girlfriend says small penis is not a problem... ..but I still think she should not have it."

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? One. One to bitch about it so a white knight will do it for her."

"""I just heard that that one actress from Legally Blonde, Reese... 'whatever her last name is' got stabbed to death walking to her car last night."" ""Witherspoon?"" ""No, with a knife."""

"Why do white girls group in odd numbers? because they *can't even.*"

"How is the new Meta Gear game? Its solid."

"What do you call a man with three arms and a pegleg? I have no idea because the actual joke is always in the comments."

"I have AIDS and Alzheimer's Thank goodness I don't have AIDS"