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Joke of the Day
"How is the new Meta Gear game? Its solid."
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"How did Moses part the Red Sea? He used a Sea-saw."
"My favorite part of eating alone at this trendy restaurant was when the waitress asked if I had cats because I had cat hair, ""all over."""
"I'm the kind of person that likes to be honest on April Fools April fools!"
"I saw the headless horseman riding down the street the othrr day Does anyone know where he might beheaded?"
"Why is Microsoft coming out with a windows 10 instead of 9? Because 7 8 9"
"What's it called when you get a boner on a movie set? A direction"
"They're not gym clothes if you don't go to the gym, they're pajamas."
"Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, ""I need your weight not your phone number."""
"You know that pestering someone because the don't watch the same TV shows as you isn't a personality, right?"