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"I can't stand pedophiles - Fucking immature assholes."
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"Some people say that The Big Bang Theory disproves God... I mean, sure, it's not the best show, but I wouldn't go *that* far."
"What does an elderly composer use as a walking aide? A Zimmer frame"
"Jesus Christ fed 2,000 people with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish... ... but Adolf Hitler made 6 million Jews toast."
"To back up his ""every action has an equal and opposite reaction"" theory, Newton should've released one simultaneously saying ""no it doesn't"""
"A weeping willow tree is just like a regular willow tree only married"
"How do you know if someone's an engineer without asking them? Don't worry they'll tell you"
"Why do women over 40 don't play hide and seek? Because nobody is looking for them."
"I bet there is already someone who's put their number of twitter followers on a college application."
"The Mods they are a joke !"