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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a man with three arms and a pegleg? I have no idea because the actual joke is always in the comments."

"Border patrol: Why do you have 100s of DVDs of Top Gun stuffed into your seat cushions Me: *sweating* BP: They aren't even illegal"

"Legos Are Like Boobs They're meant for the kids, but the dad ends up playing with them."

"What do you call an angry white elephant that likes crushing donkeys and darker elephants? Donald Trunk."

"Which 3 words will make a mexican tremble in fear ? Round of 16"

"If somebody at a party tells you they're a writer, get excited, hold up the nearest book, and ask, wide-eyed, ""DID YOU WRITE THIS?"""

"I was going to make a dubstep joke But I'll just drop it."

"When I had no money, I had few friends, but no enemies Btw, I still have no money, in case you were thinking of becoming my friend or enemy"

"You know what a satisfied woman sounds like? I didn't think so."

"You know you're an adult when you suddenly start taking Bert's side over Ernie's."