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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a man with three arms and a pegleg? I have no idea because the actual joke is always in the comments."

"I was in Australia once and I saw someone play Stairway to Heaven on the didgeridoo. I said ""That's Aboriginal."""

"Cure for AIDS Doctor : Eat lots of raw peppers, and spicy food. Patient : How will that cure my AIDS? Doctor: It won't, but now you know what your asshole is for."

"Life Pro Tip: Replace your shoelaces with earphone wires.. ... just look away and they'll tie themselves. (yes yes, it's not an original)"

"How does Darth Vader manage to eat through that mask? He's Force fed"

"What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy? If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining."

"Hank Hill works at an S&M sex shop And he sells pro-pain accessories."

"What did one saggy boob say to the other? If we don't get support soon, people will think we are nuts."

"What do you call a retarded kid with no arms and one leg. Names."

"What kind of blowjob does a screwdriver give? Flathead"