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Joke of the Day

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? One. One to bitch about it so a white knight will do it for her."

"Im opening a DIY whorehouse. It's called ""Go fuck yourself""."

"My dad gave me a stamp collection for my birthday... I said, ""Did you buy these or save them from all the years of not paying child support."" -Courtesy of Tommy Johnagin"

"Some people don't believe in New Year resolutions. Like everyone in this McDonald's drive thru."

"Mexicans are so good at basketball It's in there blood. They can Run, Jump, Shoot and steal."

"My son dropped this gem on me Son: Dad what's a cow plus 2 say? Me: Cow cow? Son: Twwoooooooooo"

"Did you hear about the man who was into asphyxiation and vegetables? He liked being artichoked."

"If at first you don't succeed... ...skydiving is not for you"

"My wife asked me to bring home some stuff for the pancakes yesterday. She wasn't happy when I came back with a push up bra."

"How can you spell chilly with two letters? IC (icy) ."