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Joke of the Day
"How do you confuse a blonde? Hold up two shovels and say, ""Take your pick."""
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"a local dj is beat up and left for dead, i guess you could say... the tables have been turned"
"oops i queefed"
"What does Donald Trump say after sex? I never saw that woman in my life."
"Why does Snoop Dog carry and umbrella? Fo-Drizzle"
"Why couldn't the dyslexic plantation owner get anything done? Gingers just don't last in the sun."
"Mob Boss: I need you to smoke this guy. Me: Ok, that takes 8-12 hours for a turkey though. Mb: I don't care just get it done."
"I need to thank the guy who honked while waiting for my parking spot for inspiring me to stay & write my memoirs in this Target parking lot."
"What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? The refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out."
"My boss said ""You're the worst fucking train driver ever,"" ""How many trains have you derailed to date?"" I replied ""It's hard to keep track."""