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"I have a malaysia airlines joke but no one finds it funny"
"If I could time-travel, forget killing baby Hitler. I'd go back to use every come back I ever thought of 10 minutes too late."
"My favorite part of going out on the weekend is the 95% of it spent checking my phone."
"Why did the chicken cross the ocean? To get to the other tide."
"What do old people smell like. Depends."
"I babysat for the first time and it was just non-stop screaming. Next time I'll look before I lie down on the couch."
"A terrible plane crash occurred in Lithuania last week. A two-seater airplanecrash landed in a cemetery and exploded. They've recovered 300 bodies so far,and they're still digging them up."
"TIL the average person has sex 90 times a year... ... My December is going to be fucking sick."
"What do you get when you cross egg whites with a bomb? A boomerang"