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Joke of the Day
"I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger, then it hit me."
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"Jokes written by kids http://imgur.com/gallery/hyQna"
"Today my 6yo said it was good it's snowing, as that means the earth isn't getting hotter, and tonight she starts as an anchor on Fox News."
"Why did batman leave church? Because Christian Baled"
"Roses are red violets are blue... Sugar is sweet and so are you... The roses have wilted the violets are dead Sugar is lumpy and so is your head."
"911: What's your emergency? Me: Do you think I'm pretty"
"What I want for Xmas... I asked Santa for a sister. He asked for my mom."
"What is a Jedi's favorite salad dressing? Skywalker Ranch."
"[coming home from cinema] Don't let that ninja film go to your head again. *roundhouse kicks the light switch on* ""I won't"""
"Quick Jokes http://thoughtcatalog.com/christopher-hudspeth/2013/09/50-terrible-quick-jokes-thatll-get-you-a-laugh-on-demand/"