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Joke of the Day

"Today my 6yo said it was good it's snowing, as that means the earth isn't getting hotter, and tonight she starts as an anchor on Fox News."

"Yo mamma is so stupid she thought the fast Fourier transform was a way to complete your bachelor's degree."

"A blind walks into a bar He said ""Aw!"""

"What does the perverted frog say? Rubbit!"

"*Hulk smashes thru courtroom wall* SOMEONE ASK FOR INCREDIBLE WITNESS?! Judge- no, CREDIBLE! Hulk- shit HULK VERRY SORRY BOUT YOUR WALL"

"I couldn't afford to take my kids to Sea World. So I took them to our local fish market, saying, ""Shhhh... they're all asleep."""

"The name is Berry Dickenson (shitty oc)... ...As in I wish to bury my dick in your son."

"Why is your shit tapered? So your asshole don't slam shut."

"Most computer problems stem from the lack of a fatherboard. No? Ok, I'll show myself out."

"Why doesn't George R.R Martin use Twitter? Because he killed off all 140 characters."