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Joke of the Day
"911: What's your emergency? Me: Do you think I'm pretty"
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"[OC] Why did Caitlyn Jenner lose custody rights of her kids? Her kids couldn't see her anymore, she was a trans-parent."
"How do you make an ant huge Add ""eleph"""
"What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Poop, duh."
"I once had a selfie with Dwayne Johnson at the Alcatraz Island (during an SF City Tour)... Now I know what it feels to be stucked between The Rock and A Hard Place..."
"Did you hear about the cannibal that passed his brother in the woods?"
"Velcro What a rip-off!"
"TV repair man..."
"Teenage daughter called me an old fart. We both laughed and then I changed the password to our wifi."
"Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce? Because they were both too Shellfish."