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Joke of the Day

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"Where did the general put his armies? In his SLEEVIES!!!"

"A man comes home to his wife ""honey,"" he says, ""pack your bags. I just won the lottery!"" ""That's amazing! What should I pack?"" ""I don't care. Just pack your bags and get the fuck out of here."""

"It only takes 3 inches to please a woman. And it doesn't matter if it's mastercard, visa or American express."

"What do a hockey player and a hippie chick have in common? They both shower after 3 periods."

"William Howard Taft was so fat... ...he sat in TWO branches of the federal government."

"A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption."

"""A father says to his son,"" ""It's going to be tough in this recession."" The son says ""Tell me something I don't know."" The father says ""Your mum's ass can take my whole fist."""

"What's a toads favorite drink? Croaka-cola"

"Damn girl, are you the Employee of the Month? 'Cause you sure do suck a lot of dick."