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Joke of the Day
"Why did batman leave church? Because Christian Baled"
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"Why did the tricycle stop working? Because it was two tired..."
"The Hurricane came through here like a tornado -Lady on the News just now I don't want to live on this planet anymore"
"9 y/o daughter: dad, what's your favourite healthy food? Me: fruits. Your's? 9: Eggs Me: Good 9: like Reese's peanut butter eggs"
"*waiter pouring wine* Say when sir *wine slowly fills up the restaurant*"
"(NSFW) What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose? Full."
"My stats prof is so romantic... He keeps talking about his Bayes' Theorem"
"The location of a pimple on your body is directly correlated to how much your body hates you."
"What is the computer's favorite food? Microchips."
"KEIRA KNIGHTLEY DOESN'T EXIST Q: How do you know that Keira Knightley doesn't exist? A: Because the camera adds 10 pounds."