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Joke of the Day

"Ugh. Sausage puns. They're the wurst."

"another bar joke a neutron walks into a bar and asks ' how much for a drink ' the bartender replies ' for you, no charge'"

"Recent studies have shown that women who have 2 glasses of wine per day are more likely to have a stroke. Women who have a bottle of wine per day might even suck on it"

"Cake is better than sex because cavities are better than babies"

"If all the animals on the equator were capable of flattering Then halloween and thanksgiving would fall on the same day"

"I'm more of an amateur bater. I agree, I need more practice."

"My in-laws are visiting... This is their homicide note."

"What's the difference between a porcupine and a Hummer? The porcupine has the pricks on the outside."

"What do you call a black person flying an airplane? A pilot, you fucking racist!"

"What would Dorothy have said if she practiced Yoga instead of new age magical thinking? There's no place like OM."