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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alex ! Alex who ? Alex Plain later !"

"Asked my dad if I could go to a 50 Cents concert He gave me a dollar to bring my sister with."

"Divorces should just be reverse weddings where you get pushed out of a church while your friends steal appliances from your home."

"Weighing elephants is .. A large scale problem."

"Hey, companies. No one has their confirmation number. You're the company, you do the work."

"I've been happily married for 3 years Out of a total of 20."

"Peterpan Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands. I love this joke because it never grows old."

"If you hold a SUV up to your ear, you can almost hear the sound of the ocean screaming."

"If I were a trumpet player I would constantly borrow other people's trumpets. I'd hate to toot my own horn"

"First they came for the verbs... First they came for the verbs, and I said nothing because verbing weirds language. Then they arrival for the nouns, and I speech nothing because I no verbs."