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Joke of the Day

"Cake is better than sex because cavities are better than babies"

"I don't get why my dad talks on a phone. He's so loud all he has to do is open the window and they can hear him."

"Why did Johnny Cash have the Cocaine Blues? He ran out of cocaine."

"A recent report shows that Gangs are now using dogs instead of knives, I tried this. My toast was very hairy"

"coming to theaters soon: Dawn of the Rise of the Dawn of the Planet of the Rise of the Rise of the Dawn of the Apes"

"Damn girl, are you the wife of a convict serving a long term in a federal penitentiary? Because you left before I even finished my sentence"

"What's the difference between a thug and a phone charger? A phone charger charges batteries, but a thug has battery charges"

"Every Girl Wants to be Swept off Her Feet It's when you put her in the trunk that she starts to freak out"

"Im trying to get back to my original weight. 7 lbs 9 oz"

"I'd Like to Make A Pun About Weed, But... I don't want to be blunt about it"