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Joke of the Day
"How are babies and strippers alike? They're fun to play with but I wouldn't want to take one home"
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"What do you call a man who owns a club for porn addicts? Master Bates"
"Told my girlfriend that there was a party in my pants and that she was invited. She asked if it was a search party :("
"She was wetter than a down syndromes chin."
"If Arnold does star in the new Predator movie.. He would probably be sent back in time with his Expendables team to kill the Predator who was the actual John Connor."
"Today I saw a bird shit on somebody for no apparent reason at all. Then I thought of you."
"2 drunks meet on the street One says ""please allow me to pass between you"" The other replies ""alright, just please do it one at a time"""
"Why do women wear panties with flowers on them? In loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there."
"Of course everyone deserves a 2nd chance, but I gave yours to someone else."
"Why do baseball pitches make bad doctors? Because when asked to 'give it to them straight', they throw a curveball!"