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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a handkerchief dance? You put a little boogie in it!"
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"A man walked into a bar. Ouch!"
"What's the difference between a gambler and a Kasich supporter? A gambler might lose."
"Who is this guy named Rorschach and why does he paint pictures of my parents fighting?"
"Insult Joke P1: Why did the chicken cross the road? P2: Why? P1: To get to the little bitch's house. P1: Knock knock P1: Who's there? P2: The chicken"
"I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me."
"How many pepes does it take to change a lightbulb? One."
"How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb Just juan"
"[Doctor office] -How are you feeling? -Not good. -Any side effects from the medication? *cries tears of fire* -Now that you mention it..."
"What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? Bird flu you get tweetment, swine flu you get oinkment."