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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a man who owns a club for porn addicts? Master Bates"
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"What's the procrastinator's favorite song? ""Tooomorrow, tomorrow, I love yah, tomorrow.."" (You're always a day away)"
"After the Heimlich maneuver what's the best way to stop someone from choking? To pull it out."
"Do you like Wendy's? Reply: Yes! Answer: you like it when deez nuts in yo face"
"If your Prius was a transformer his name would be Fagatron"
"Why'd the hipster burn his mouth? He had his soup before it was cool."
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? *gargling noise*"
"holy shit imagine a crab bringing you breakfast on a tray like a lil waiter"
"How does Jesus make his coffee? Hebrews it!"
"Some inmates claimed Blackbeard was best... but I don't believe in cons' piracy theories."