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Joke of the Day

"If Arnold does star in the new Predator movie.. He would probably be sent back in time with his Expendables team to kill the Predator who was the actual John Connor."

"What does Hitler do on a windy day? He flies a kike."

"If she's ""one-in-million"" there's 1,344 of her in China."

"Me: Objection! The plaintiff is a bologna sandwich! Judge: What? M: I plead insanity. J: You're a juror. Me: Can I go? J: No. M: OBJECTION!"

"Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free... I need the cheap labor."

"My Chinese waiter put my food down in front of another white guy who looked nothing like me. I get it now.............Wait, That's not my waiter."

"If you're attacked by clowns... Go for the juggler."

"There's a fine line between being a drug addict and a recreational user... ...and I snorted the whole thing."

"Did you hear the guitarist who got in trouble? He was fingering a G string but didn't notice it was A minor."

"If a woman asks if she looks fat, it's not enough to say ""no."" You must also act very surprised by the question. Jump backwards if necessary"