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Joke of the Day

"I had a joke about eating girls out... but apparently it left a bad taste in too many people's mouths, so I had to delete it."

"When I had no money, I had few friends, but no enemies Btw, I still have no money, in case you were thinking of becoming my friend or enemy"

"What's the last thing a Tickle-Me Elmo gets before leaving the factory? Two test-tickles!"

"Whenever somebody says ""it removes the toxins from your body"" I know that they are dumber than me"

"A radio wave walks into a bar and asks for a pint. The barman says, ""here you go, but why the long phase?"""

"Did you hear that they are building massive oscillating blades in New York? I wasn't a big fan of the idea"

"""Still upset about earlier?"" Yeah ""So you knocked over a few spaghetti boxes at the store. No big deal"" I WAS A WORLD JENGA CHAMPION, SALLY"

"Officer: ""didn't you know that sleeping in your car on the side of the road is illegal ?"" Me: ""yes I did officer. But this isn't my car"""

"Why did the black guy loose all his money? Because a cop robbed him."

"My kids are really competing for least favorite today."