1986

Joke of the Day

"Did you hear that they are building massive oscillating blades in New York? I wasn't a big fan of the idea"

"A Scotsman walks into a bar usually he is with an Englishman, an Irishman and a Welshman but they are all in France for the Euros."

"What's strong enough for a man but made for a women? The back of my hand."

"I like my coffee like I like my women Basically, I'm now banned from Starbucks."

"Did you hear about the Bausch & Lomb tech who fell into a giant lens grinder? He really made a spectacle of himself"

"The actor who plays Wolverine once owned a sea cow, but it was murdered... ...it was a crime against Hugh's manatee."

"why can't coffee conduct electricity? because it is grounded"

"Why don't dairy farmers wear flip flops? Because they lactose."

"I don't know why, but books about medicine are hilarious. The section about urinary tract infections made me pee my pants."

"Have you heard the joke about the Butter? I better not tell you, You Might spread it!!!"