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Joke of the Day

"A radio wave walks into a bar and asks for a pint. The barman says, ""here you go, but why the long phase?"""

"My friend just bought a black chicken I bet it's a big cock."

"Did you hear? The invisible man and the invisible woman just had a son. In all honesty, he's not much to look at"

"One of my favorite comedians Bill 1/sec(B)"

"Being bald It means you went back to your roots."

"So 3 mods and a user walk into a bar [deleted]"

"""WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING. YOU SUCK."" I yell at the football player in the TV as I'm sitting on a couch having cake"

"You mama's so fat"

"How do you start to politely tell someone that their God isn't in the stars? ""Well... If it's any constellation..."""

"Jewish Joke About Warm Weather . Dude. It was so hot, I swear that I'd convert to Christianity for the Baptism."