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Joke of the Day

"It's not rape if she's holding bud light"

"I told my girlfriend that she drew her eyebrows too high She looked surprised."

"I'll have you know that my penis was once in the guinness book of world records... But then the librarian yelled at me and made me leave the library."

"He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick."

"Boyfriend Joke To GF Today, I had to appear in court. My boyfriend gave me a chocolate to eat for comfort. The quote on the wrapper read ""Today, you are exactly where you should be."""

"good cop bag cop. the first cop is super nice. the second is an Adidas sports bag. no suspect has been charged ever."

"A woman gave birth to triplets. She named them Tim, Tom, and Tat. Unfortunately at feeding time there was no tit for Tat."

"Do you love me because I am beautiful or I am I beautiful because you love me?"

"What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast? A synonym roll."

"From my girlfriend's boss: What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? The porcupine has pricks on the outside."