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Joke of the Day

"What do you call the spaces between the bits on a comb? Hair-vents."

"Can we just hold the power button down on America and see if that fixes anything?"

"What's the worst thing you can do in the name of cupidity? Going to Thailand with your own children"

"the reason quarterbacks can throw the ball so far is because it's filled with spiders and they hate it so much"

"What is the most religious medicine? The Deacon gestant"

"Let's call Trump the ""Second Place President."" He'll love that."

"Reasons I Can Relate To Raccoons: 1) Dark circles around eyes. 2) Eats junk. 3) Small and chubby. 4) Stays up all night. 5) Cute but will fight you."

"Eating Chinese food is like getting an organ transplant There's always a chance your body will reject it."

"Here's one for you 369"

"Hints are like bombs As long as they're really not subtle, You only need to drop one. But you drop a second one just to be really sure they got the message."