161842

Joke of the Day

"the reason quarterbacks can throw the ball so far is because it's filled with spiders and they hate it so much"

"Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Thou art not as nice as this time last year."

"WHAT DO WE WANT? RACE CAR NOISES!!! WHEN DO WE WANT THEM?? NEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW"

"Now, if we could only get some white smoke to come out of the White House's chimney."

"What does Trump have to do to win the election? Show off his erection."

"A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""Hey, you know we've got a drink named after you!"" The grasshopper says.... ...Ralph?"

"Why do woman have legs? So their feet don't smell like pussy."

"I tried changing my facebook name into Stephen Hawking but it said the username is invalid."

"So this kid in my anatomy class asked where the gluteus maximus was... In my opinion it was a dumb, ass question."

"WHAT DO WE WANT? A NAP!! THEN WHY ARE WE YELLING?"