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Joke of the Day
"What is the most religious medicine? The Deacon gestant"
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"No, please don't feel like you need to use your turn signal. I understand how difficult it can be to slightly move one finger."
"Why do birds, suddenly appear, every time, you are near, serious question, that is weird, shit ton of birds are following you."
"Got fired from the firedepartment Guess putting a sticker saying 'find em hot and leave em dripping' wasn't a good thing to put on our truck"
"How much did Adidas spend in advertising at the World Cup this year? At least a brazillion dollars..."
"A lizard that can't walk: From what is it suffering? Reptile Dysfunction"
"The blond girl and the car What did the blond girl say when she saw the car? Answer: That's the lost one right there."
"My remaining Scrabble tiles were PENSI, so I played the name of a long, hard body part ... ... SPINE."
"worst day of my life, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant..... and I found out Wal-Mart doesn't sell metal coat hangers anymore."
"Can't trust em, y'all... http://imgur.com/gallery/OEtxUYb"