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Joke of the Day
"Can we just hold the power button down on America and see if that fixes anything?"
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"Where do Danish cows come from? Cowpenhagenf"
"We play GTA because it let's us do things we wouldn't even think about doing in real life... Like golf, tennis and yoga."
"How does trump fire a gun? He tells the bullet it's fired."
"Jesus said to John, ""Come forth and I will give you eternal life."" But he came fifth and got a toaster."
"I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the Internet was a thing I asked my 17 brothers and sisters, and they didn't know either"
"I've snapped a bunch of necks Being a necklace photographer isn't too bad"
"Live this day as if it is your last. And if it turns out it isn't, make a great many apologies tomorrow."
"How do you make a pheromone? Tell him to let your people go."
"Want to play the rape game? said Guy. ""No"" said Girl. ""That's the spirit!"" said Guy. Girl is now screwed."