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Joke of the Day

"Eating Chinese food is like getting an organ transplant There's always a chance your body will reject it."

"If you ever need help learning C++, I can give you some pointers. And you can keep me as a reference."

"Friends and lovers may come and go but allergies are forever."

"To save money, instead of going to the club, I just get drunk at home and yell ""what?"" into a mirror over and over."

"I arranged a Reddit meet up for /r/sexaddicts... ...and everyone came!"

"What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh! Aaand I'm out"

"Yo mama so stupid she tried to put her m&ms; in alphabetical order."

"What's brown and sounds like a bell? Dung"

"They say comedy is an aphrodisiac. So I guess when women laugh at me after sex it's a good thing?"

"Buy a man a fish, and feed him for a day, but teach a man to fish... And he has to buy a fishing pole, tackle, fishing line, and acquire a fishing licence."