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Joke of the Day
"What do the mafia and a vagina have in common? One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit."
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"Any celebrities who are thinking of dying soon, please befriend me so I can relate a moving and humorous anecdote when you pass."
"A man walks into a bar with some tarmac under his arm... And said: ""one for me and one for the road"""
"A man goes into a shop to buy flowers for his wife. he then fucks the cashier and gets a divorce"
"Have you heard the joke about the deaf guy? He hasn't."
"I sleep naked because I want burglars to feel weird."
"Welcome to Plastic Surgery Anonymous I see a lot of new faces here and I'm very disappointed."
"Why do Africans wear baggy pants? Because their knee grows."
"""Say your house is burning."" ""That's okay. I got enough lumber in the attic to build a new one."""
"What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? About 45 pounds."