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Joke of the Day

"A man walks into a bar with some tarmac under his arm... And said: ""one for me and one for the road"""

"Which blood type does a bad speler have? Typo"

"Q: How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb? A: He doesn't. He declares darkness the industry standard."

"Can you name all of Santa's reindeer? No, they already have names."

"How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Seriously, I gotta figure out how many slaves I need to buy"

"Did you know that half of all Harleys ever made are still on the road? Yep, they never made it home."

"Shakira's hips just told me 9/11 was an inside job and now I don't know what to believe."

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"[first date] ""so what do you do?"" *thinking about the jar of coins I plan to use for new shrubs* I'm a hedge fund manager"

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean...? I've never had a garbanzo bean on my chest."