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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? About 45 pounds."

"A naughty thought is a terrible thing to waste..."

"What do you call a Mexican mountain climber? Caribeaner"

"So a muslim guy walks into a bar.. Orders a drink, quietly enjoys it and then leaves. What? Were you expecting a more explosive punch line?"

"Did you hear about the French boat with five holes in it? It cinq!"

"I laugh at my own jokes so you don't have to."

"""I Knew You Were Trouble When You Walked In"" is my favorite Taylor Swift song about a racist shop owner."

"Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito? Because an itch in time saves nine."

"Whats the opposite of progress? Congress"

"I'm at a stage in my life where I know I should workout and eat healthy, but swallowing a tapeworm seems easier."