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Joke of the Day
"What sound is emitted by a drowning mathematician? log log log log log log log log log..."
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"Everyone wears the left shoe last, Don't believe it? Proof: when we wear 1 shoe, the other one is left!"
"Why do woman out live men? They don't have wives"
"[restaurant] ME: Do you have updog? WAITER: [sighs] No sir M: Ok, is this gluten free? W: No you have to pay for it M: Damn you're good"
"How do you tell a bad joke from a good joke? You skip the punchline."
"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with a boob job? Ones a rusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean! ahahhahahahahah"
"2 people got in an argument on the other side of the makeshift boat i'm on. So I yelled, what's with all the Rift-Raft over there!?"
"Ray Rice and Janay Rice go together..... like peanut butter..and whatever punches peanut butter in the face"
"During wartime, the Philippine flag is flipped upside down so the red part is on top The same thing is done with the French flag, but instead they remove the red and blue colors"
"Statistically, 9 out of 10 people... ...repost."