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Joke of the Day
"Why did the computer say Hello? Because it was A Dell"
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"Pro Tip: Use candles to set a romantic mood. Pro Tip Addendum: don't set the romantic mood right by curtains."
"It's official... My voice is incapable of making, ""Thanks. I appreciate that"" not sound sarcastic."
"Never trust an Adam... ...because they make up everything."
"How do you tell a domesticated cat from a wild one? The domesticated doesnt have balls"
"I can move things with my mind. Like, my arms."
"How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just sit in the dark and cry."
"I like to skip my digestive system and just place my Chipotle burrito directly into my toilet."
"If your going to be two faced at least make one of them pretty."
"What do you call 2 polar bears jerking each other off? Bi-polar"