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Joke of the Day
"If your going to be two faced at least make one of them pretty."
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that."
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"How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb? One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him."
"""I love you...conditionally."" -Cats"
"COP: Your home was robbed ME: Dang I had a self-designed alarm system C: Didn't work M: Back to the drawing board C: They stole that M: Dang"
"ELEVATOR SHOES Q: What's yellow and goes up and down? A: A banana in an elevator."
"Sir, on a scale of 1 to drunk, where would you say you stand? I'll sit"
"What is the difference between a dead hooker and an onion? You cry when you cut up the onion."
"I was at a golf course... And I asked a lady, who looked like a regular ""Whats the distance between hole one and hole two?"". She answered ""About an inch""."