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Joke of the Day
"What do you call 2 polar bears jerking each other off? Bi-polar"
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"Ford cars and anal.. If you replace ford with anal you will get some interesting results. Anal Explorer Anal Fiesta Anal Focus Anal Flex Anal Fusion"
"What is the Fonz looking forward to the most in the future? The iPhone Ayyyye-t"
"Spanish class joke: What did the Spanish cannibals have for dinner? JOHN CENA!! I'm sorry."
"Nephew just whispered something into a Cadbury Easter Bunny's ears then broke off its head. I'm sleeping with the lights on."
"Got pulled over tonight. Cop asked if I had any weapons. I showed him my guns. He laughed."
"There's Angie, and then there's Drunk Angie, and one of us tried to make it to Mexico on an exercise bike."
"Why do husbands typically die before their wives? They want to."
"If you're happy and you know it go to hell"
"What is the difference between American teenage girls amd Muslim teenage girls? (Offensive) American teenage girls get stoned BEFORE they have sex."