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"What did the fish say when he accidentally swam into a wall? Oh dam"

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"What do you call a girl who hunts owls? A hooters shooter girl"
"A lot of people are talking about Usain Bolt. I guess it's a running joke."
"In 20 years I will publish a book Titled 'The Complete List of the Boyfriends of Taylor Swift'."
"NARRATOR: When camping be wary of savage bears trying to take your food *camera pans to a bear holding glass of wine with a wtf expression"
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"Friendly Competition my girlfriend and i often laugh about how competitive we are. but i laugh more :)"
"How do you see if the Ken doll is ticklish? Give him test tickles."
"I bet that at some point in history a baby ate a dingo."
"I was trying to recall what size shirt to get my friend the psychic, then I remembered.....medium, of course."