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Joke of the Day

"I was trying to recall what size shirt to get my friend the psychic, then I remembered.....medium, of course."

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"I just deleted all the German names off my phone. It's Hans Free. - [*Darren Walsh*](https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-34039927)"
"black guy drank too much water and the black eyed peas"
"Waiter can you get rid of this fly in my starter ! I can't do that sir he's not had his main course yet !"
"Jay-Z's wife took him and their kid to the ocean for a day trip It was a Bey, Bey's bae, & baby bay day."
"How do you call a cow without legs? Ground beef"
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"Mini-Skirt Speech My speech today will be like a mini-skirt. Long enough to cover the essentials but short enough to hold your attention!"
"My ex is like the Mona Lisa It's not that she is pretty or anything, but I would be ecstatic if I came home to find her hanging in the living room"