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"The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma: An empty greyhound."
"Why do pigs never recover from illness ? Because you have to kill them before you cure them !"
"Hey girl, are you a derivative function? Cuz I wanna be tangent to your curves."
"What goes zzub-zzub? A bee flying backwards"
"What is a perfect society formed by a Asian called? A Yutopia"
"I just heard an add on the radio stressing the importance of healthy muscles and it inspired me to bend my elbows more while eating cake."
"Did you hear about the atom that was caught stealing electrons? He was arrested and charged. ...this is the stuff I come up with while procrastinating studying for finals."
"The American flags on the moon have been bleached white from 44 years of solar radiation. If aliens ever attack, we've already surrendered."
"I've never really gotten along with my brother.... I wish he was more like my mom...in that I wish he died three years ago"