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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Muslim with a kebab? A kaBOMB...*hah*"
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"What do you call a Latino on a trick bike? A BMXican."
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? *choking sound"
"You know, I always thought that show Deadliest Catch was about HIV... But here it turns out to be about Crabs"
"Cats are not mentioned in the Bible because they wrote it."
"Prostitute+McDonalds Going to Mc'Donalds for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug."
"Give a man a compliment & he'll be all, ""Yeah, I've been working out."" Teach a man to fish for a compliment & he'll be all, ""I feel SO fat."""
"Making plans with a stoner is like having sex with a prostitute... ...They tell you they're coming, but you know it's a lie."
"Less well known than Ernest Hemingway's ""A Farewell to Arms""... is his sequel, ""Oh Hello Arms I Didn't Think I'd See You Again"""
"What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain"