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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Muslim with a kebab? A kaBOMB...*hah*"
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"Why did the soviet plane crash? It was stalin"
"What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich? [nsfw] I don't fuck my sandwich before I eat it. (Although they're terrible I can't help but to love dead baby jokes)"
"Gurl, you remind me of a box of chocolates.....(Why?) Cause I want to take your top off."
"How does a gay religious terrorist spend his vacation in Cuba? Infidel Castro"
"County lockup has been a lot more fun since they started giving out temporary prison tattoos."
"""...you can also say 'representative' at any ti--"" ""REPRESENTATIVE!!"""
"A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. ""First offender?"" The judge asked. ""No"" said the bailiff, ""First a Gibson, then a Fender."""
"What's 69?... (NSFW) A great sexual position. What's 6.9? A great sexual position interrupted by a period."
"Did you hear about the lumberjack who worked overtime? He logged a lot of hours."