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Joke of the Day
"Cats are not mentioned in the Bible because they wrote it."
Next Joke
"A guy walks into a pet store wanting to buy a talking bird. He sees a parrot and says to the bird, ""Hey, can you speak, stupid?"" The bird replies, ""Yes, can you fly, Dummy?"""
"What is a spectre's favorite theme park attraction? The Roller Ghoster"
"Girl, are you organized? Because I want to get on your ToDo list!"
"Mum: Jackie go outside and play with your whistle. Your father can't read his paper. Jackie: Wow I'm only eight and I can read it"
"My wife and I decided to have kids... ...for lunch. Fried children are yummy."
"doktor: are you enjoying the weather? me: yes. it is very outside"
"A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths."
"His homebuilt e-cigarette vapor mod with banana custard glycerine is so sexy... Said no girl ever"
"If I got karma for posts... I'd still have no karma"