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Joke of the Day
"Prostitute+McDonalds Going to Mc'Donalds for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug."
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"*hops off a horse* alright buddy, your turn"
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"A mafia nursery rhyme the cat goes meow. the cow goes moo! The dog goes woof, and that fucking stool pigeon Anthony better shut up before I have him take his final fucking bow."