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Joke of the Day
"Prostitute+McDonalds Going to Mc'Donalds for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug."
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"I always click the unfollow button with my middle finger ."
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"What kind of concert costs 45cents? 50cent feat. Nickelback"
"What's Mark Zuckerberg's favorite sex move? The facial. He wrote the book on it."
"A guy is at the doctors... The doctor tells him ""we're gonna need a stool sample, urine sample and a semen sample."" The guy says ""Doc, I'm kinda in a hurry, can't you just take my underwear?"""
"What gets bigger each time I watch a stripper? My debt."
"Jamaican Snowman What's a Jamaican snowman's favorite song? ...... Snowoman no cry."
"What did Thor start calling Ironman after he learned the suit was made out of gold titanium alloy? Ironyman ... To be fair Goldtitaniumalloyman just didn't have the same ring."
"What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre"