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Joke of the Day
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? *choking sound"
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"things I hate 1. lists 2. hypocrisy"
"My Grandpa used to tell me ""Eat Every Bean and Pea on your Plate""!"
"Fat girls are like Segways. They are fun to ride but you never want to be seen riding one by a friend."
"How do you greet a British programmer named Cathryn? 'Allo-cate"
"Do you, Karen, take David the Optometrist to be your lawfully wedded husband, for better or worse? Better... or worse? Better... or worse?"
"Tried to catch fog today Mist"
"Once you've seen one shopping centre... You've seen the mall."
"My milkshake brought a colony of extremely aggressive fire ants to my yard. :("
"Whats the most deserted place on fathers day? The visitation ward."