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"What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain"
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"Why don't Europeans have foot fetishes? they use the metric system"
"Texting while driving is incredibly stupid and dangerous. You're practically begging for typos."
"Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice box? Because it says ""concentrate"""
"Confucius say man who drops watch in toilet... ...has shitty time"
"What's every spider's dream job? A web designer."
"How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb? 1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'"
"What do you call it when you throw a black person in the water? Pollution What do you call it when you throw all the black people in the water? Solution."
"Chuck Norris joke, cause it's been a while Chuck Norris pull the pin in a grenade, threw it, killed 50 men, and then the grenade exploded."
"How to tell someone they have a bad breath nicely ? ""Oh boy I am bored lets brush our teeth"""