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Joke of the Day
"Whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a no bell prize. ba dum tish!"
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"Wife jokes... Why do brides wear white on the wedding day? Because all appliances come in white. Why don't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on the stove."
"Why does it take so long for a nun to get her clothes? It takes 21 days to make a habit."
"What did the borg say to the medieval peasant? Resistance if feudal"
"How do you hold your liqour? I hold mine by the ears."
"What do you put in a box to make it lighter? Courtney Love"
"Why was number 4 blushing? She saw 2 and 3 halving six"
"How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Definitely not 9, my basement is still dark"
"I can't take this show seriously until they address the size of Clifford the Big Red Dog's poops."
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