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Joke of the Day
"What do you put in a box to make it lighter? Courtney Love"
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"A girl walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre... so he gives it to her"
"The best thing about Adrian Peterson's suspension... ...he gets to spend more time with the kids."
"No autocorrect, I do not want to organism all over his face."
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bert ! Bert who ? Bert the dinner !"
"Whats the problem with running through a field of dead babies? Your erection...."