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Joke of the Day

"Why does it take so long for a nun to get her clothes? It takes 21 days to make a habit."

"Adding anyone comment need to no my safari"

"Did you hear about the infection who made a Youtube video? He went viral..."

"Our parenting style can best be described as: Bad cop, Bozo cop"

"Let me drink about it and get back to you."

"My friend is working on a website and told me he wanted to use MySQL. Why can't he just use HisOwnSQL?"

"ME: I want the car's brake lines to rust SCIENTIST: I'm listening ME: [slides over envelope full of cash] But make it look like an oxidant"

"hey honey... ... you remember that really posh restaurant we ate at? 'sure... i guess so' ... what about that one time i undercooked the chicken? 'YES. EVERY DETAIL'."

"My grandmother tried keeping her hysterectomy a secret... ...but the doctors let the cat out of the bag."

"What's the difference between my broken watch and a lesbian? My watch hasn't got a strap on."