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Joke of the Day
"Why does it take so long for a nun to get her clothes? It takes 21 days to make a habit."
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"I like my women like WTC7, going down for no reason, that's a conspiracy joke that 9/11 people won't get, it's an inside joke."
"I like to take an empty Krispy Kreme donut box to work and sit in the break room and watch all of the disappointed faces"
"If the women with big boobs work at hooters... where do the women with only one leg work? Ihop."
"What were Jeffery Dahmer's last words when confronted about social awkwardness leading to his crimes? ""If you can't eat them, boil them."""
"It's weird they report fantasy football during Sports Center. That's like the local news telling us how your SimCity is doing."
"First cannibal: Come and have dinner in our but tonight. Second cannibal: What are you having? First cannibal: Hard-boiled legs."
"Making dinner in a slow cooker involves two of my favorite things: food and panicking that I've left an appliance on for seven hours."
"What do you call a spider from Baghdad? An Iraqnid."
"Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands."