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Joke of the Day

"apparently math tests aren't like pregnancy tests and peeing on them IS FROWNED UPON IN THIS ESTABLISHMENT."

"What were the infinite number of Indian Mathematicians complaining about? That the Hilbert Hotel didn't book Uncountables."

"What will happen if you went inside a black hole? I don't know either. It must be out-of-this-world."

"Why don't Jewish men eat pussy? Because it's too close to the gas chamber."

"People keep telling me to start thinking for myself... I'm not sure what they want me to think about."

"You had me at ""Bathes regularly""."

"Hillary Clinton hot sauce Fiery and Bernie out the back end"

"Clearly something went amiss when I said I liked an animal in the bedroom and he showed up with a raccoon."

"My doctor's just told me I am suffering from paranoia Well, he didn't actually say that, but I could tell it was what he was thinking"

"Being an adult is mostly pretending to like wine and saying ""the economy"" a lot."