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Joke of the Day

"You know it's a shitty day at the office when Everytime you walk into the bathroom all the stalls are taken"

"Who invented mince? A leper playing guitar."

"Max wondered why the ball was slowly growing larger... and then it hit him."

"What do you call a snake who works for the governement ? A civil serpent !"

"How do you call unexpected pregnancy in German? Kinder Surprise"

"I'm really bad at measuring the correct amount of pasta, so if you and 79 of your friends want spaghetti tonight, come over"

"Knock Knock? Whos There? Imaja / Imaja who ? Oh look the door opened Im out"

"What do the 12th of July and the end of an essay have in common? They're both summary!"

"What is the climax to a telephone receptionist who is on cocaine ? A second line"

"what type of shoes do artists wear? sketchers"