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Joke of the Day

"The description is hilarious! The title is deeply misinformed."

"In the old days you could send your kid to the store with a note to get your cigarettes. Now they need a mask and a knife."

"When playing Fuck/Marry/Kill always ask yourself: will my ""marry"" be cool w/ me fucking & killing these other people?"

"I bet the cooler math nerds call each other Alge-brahs."

"A gymnast walks into a bar. She is promptly deducted five points"

"I cant comprehend constipation That shit is too deep"

"I added Paul Walker on Xbox Live He spends a lot of time on the dashboard."

"What do you call a gay dinosaur ? Mega-saur-ass"

"Guys my calendar is really sick.. I think its days are numbered."

"He already ruined your mascara, don't let him ruin your night."